Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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