when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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