YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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