she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
false alarm. still invincible.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
