physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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