i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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