i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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