how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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