i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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