I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
