the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this boner is exhausting
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
