this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
