I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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