i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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