no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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