So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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