Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
