It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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