i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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