we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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