I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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