They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That was before I lit my hair on fire
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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