i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
