My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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