His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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