did you get engaged???
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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