That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
another moral hangover. fuck.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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