that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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