So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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