I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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