I hate all girls vehemently.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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