Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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