You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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