I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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