you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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