have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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