I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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