you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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