Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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