I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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