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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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(530): View more from California

the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

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(914): View more from New York

After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.

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(512): View more from Texas

me + whiskey = a bad person

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(310): View more from California

It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you

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