idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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