I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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