have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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