Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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