i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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