I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
