Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Too much gin, very little bucket
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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