Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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