I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
